August 2011
but for those of you who read that story, theres actually three problems
1. I like my job and the people I work with so I do what they tell me to do without question, albeit that i’m tired as fuck.
2. Bags of air, left handed bottle openers, squeegee sharpeners and the transactions of those items do not exist
3. There are no basements.
kangaroo is chewy and delicious. probably more satisfying than eating deer and watching bambi
pretty much.
yeah
so heres my night
My manger tells me that I need a fucking squeegee sharpener.
he tells me its in the basement
my other manager says it’s broken and to ask RA and Gordon Bierch if we can borrow it
gordon bierch says they gave theirs to RA but they need there bags of air back, and their left handed bottle opener.
RA says that Gordon Bierch has it, and that they’re sorry...
alayna
i did eat a kangaroo
just not a whole one
about 1/4 a pound of one.
with peperjack cheese
and an avacado
bucket list item checked off
Eat a kangaroo
Hm.
bucket list item checked off
Drink kombucha.
Ohhhhhhhh Man.
Underestimated that one.
So apparently putting "rape a pregnant bitch and...
littlerastaa:
kayweb:
songinbminor:
FUCK
;________________;
yoou mad
lolololollolololololoolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
that’s exactly what he wanted silly bitch.
he proved that he could rap whatever the fuck came out of his brain, mash it together in a dope beat that disgusted 90% of america, yet would be on top.
props, tyler....
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One, two, you’re the girl that I want
Three, four, five, six, seven, shit
Eight is the bullets if you say no after all this
And I just couldn’t take it, you’re so motherfuckin’ gorgeous
minaj
stop it.
you’re not a fucking black lady gaga.
give up
Oh my gosh guys... Please pray for my inbred cat....
total-lesbgay:
kaffrun:
idontlikeducks:
I always see pictures of girls in bikinis getting thousands of notes, but when it’s stuff like my inbred cat, no one gives a shit…
This deserves 100,000 notes.
if you don’t reblog this, you’re fuckin heartless
Oh my god this is so lovely. She is beautiful. Some of my best friends are inbred cats.
come on, guys. stop reblogging pointless...
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this empty love leaves us alone.
i dont feel like im good at art
but i feel like my idea is bitchin as shit.
Will post if good.
If not.
well fuck, I’ll just post either way.
oh Digital imported Dubstep is pretty good as...
really digital imported anything is dope. If you like any kind of electric music, or you are looking for chill music playlists, or psychedelia, definately check out.
better than pandora with a bunch of commercials and not flush mixes.
di.fm
Digital Imported Chillout
for life.
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bite-your-lip-and-fake-itt:
once again, will do sexual favors for pizza.
can you see the bright light?
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Things that are overrated.
nevver:
Cats. If you really want a needy yet aloof being living with you, give that Korean grad student with the dead parents a call. more > Ned Hepburn
